1. It is an amazingly cheap way to get from a flyover state to NYC. Take a sleeping pill if you are over 25 years old.
2. Have an ipod. 10 Hours is 143 straight songs.
3. Some idiot is going to bring their leftovers from Chedders (or some other chain restaurant) on a bus ride that departs at 9pm. That should be a no no. Hours of stench. Just gross.
4. People apparently don't wash their feet or socks, AND THEN THEY TAKE THEIR SHOES OFF. Good Hygiene is underrated.
5. Flyover states also have too much construction.
6. Potty breaks rock, stretch those legs, pee!
7. If you sit on the back of the bus, somebody will elect to use the bus toilet while at the rest stop because they apparently want to make the bus stink. Is there a Miss Manners for this?
8. Really, all the snack foods in the world and you picked Funyuns??
9. Thank goodness for essential oils and a little lemony fresh pick me up. Also breath mints are a must.
10. The worst part is knowing you have to come home on the bus.
